And not just any porn, but this weird sub-genre of “fake agent” stuff, specifically UK themed, for some reason. I mean, I guess everyone’s got their thing, right? Who am I to judge if someone’s into dodgy accents and even dodgier plotlines involving, uh, *casting sessions* that go a little bit off-script. A *lot* off-script.
Honestly, skimming through the search results (for research purposes, obviously… ahem), it’s kinda… sad? Like, the titles alone are enough to make you cringe. “Canadian hottie seeks UK porn work,” “British chick with massive…” yeah, you get the idea. It’s all very… exploitative-feeling.
And the production quality? Woof. I mean, I’m no Scorsese, but some of these look like they were filmed on a potato. And the acting? Don’t even get me started. It’s like watching a really bad school play, only with more… *adult situations*. (I’m trying *really* hard to be subtle here, people).
The whole “fake agent” thing just feels so… predatory, you know? It’s like preying on people’s dreams of being famous, or maybe just desperate for work. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth, honestly.
I don’t know. Maybe I’m just getting old. Maybe this is perfectly normal and everyone else is watching this stuff and I’m the weird one for being, like, disturbed by it. But something about it just feels… wrong. Like, seriously wrong.
And then you see the search suggestions, like “uk fake agent creampie” and… yeah. I’m just gonna stop there. My brain hurts.
