So, D&G… are we talking Dolce & Gabbana? Probably, right? But nothing here actually *says* D&G, which is, like, peak internet. You assume, and then get totally bamboozled. Like that time I thought I was buying, like, a super cheap Gucci bag off some website, and it turned out to be… well, let’s just say it didn’t scream “Milan Fashion Week.”
Anyway, if we’re assuming D&G (and I’m gonna roll with it), then what *about* their site? I bet it’s all flashy and expensive-looking. Probably takes, like, ten years to load because of all the high-res pictures of ridiculously attractive people wearing clothes I can’t afford. And probably a million pop-ups asking you to sign up for their newsletter. Ugh.
I’m also kinda wondering if “d&g site” is some kind of code for something completely different. Like, remember that time everyone was talking about “pizza gate”? Maybe it’s something like that. But probably not. Probably just someone asking about the Dolce & Gabbana website.
But back to the stuff I randomly pasted in here… What’s with the Zhejiang license plate order? Like, seriously, what does that have to do with anything? Is someone trying to find a D&G store in Zhejiang? Maybe? And the copy/paste instructions for the clipboard… are we supposed to copy and paste a D&G logo into the clipboard? This is making my brain hurt.
